COVID-22 Policy Update 2021

  • We kindly ask you not to come if you have COVID-19, COVID-20 or COVID-22, or bring any form of COVID, of course all depending on the year that you caught it.
  • The World Health Organization announced that dogs cannot contract COVID-19. Dogs previously held in quarantine can now be released. To be clear, WHO let the dogs out.
  • We shall not be cooking hamsters, bats or mutant bat hamsters this year due to the fact that they can be infected with COVID. It is a shame but it is the cost that we must pay.
  • Due to the fact the CampChef™ has LooongCOVID, he will require extra cookies as instructed in our GDPR policy’s below.
  • We know that it is super tempting, but please do not lick anyone else’s meat before they eat it.
  • Social distancing will be in place, not because of COVID, just because of all the Meatfarts. (Please see Code of conduct 7 for details)
  • Livestreaming the event may happen, not to include anyone socially distancing but to show you all the massive qualities of meat we have purchased, then cooked, that you are missing out on.
  • Lastly Tim really likes corona, so do bring him a bottle. llamas