This is a kid friendly camp, as such noise must be kept down after 9pm.
No ‘logs’ left in the log shower cabin. – We all have to share the toilets & showers, these must be respected and left as you would want found.
Dogs that eat just meat are welcome, but must be friendly to kids.
Alcohol is not provided and we politely request that you do not get drunk if you bring your own. Getting meat drunk however is fully acceptable.
Meatfarts are to be expected. (n) a meatfart is the worst kind of fart, usually only released by dogs, cats, or other animals that generally only eat extremely processed meat. Meatfarts burn the nose, and the soul.
Thou shall only eat salad when eaten with meat.
The excessive amount of event shelters is to be expected, and is just a side effect of too many meatfest trips.
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbours tent, carpet, WiFi, Solar power, fridge, freezer, llama.
If the whole llams is not eaten, don’t worry we will alpaca lunch for you the next day.
Meatfest is in tents except where caravans are involved, then true glamping is instigated.
If you have been invited and come for the first time, (and have been indoctrinated with meat, and as such been accepted by the group) then next year you can invite others.
Mainly please do just be respectful of others on the camp.
CampChef™ has the final say on all matters of policy. This is not a democracy, it is a benevolent dictatorship.
