We have only written a privacy policy because we like being transparent about all the chocolate chip cookies that we demand as camping tax. These are collected every time you browse around an event shelter. However, these are destroyed immediately via digestion within the CampChef™ belly. The privacy policy has nothing to do with hypothetical unions or any cults that or may or may not have become part of the MeatFest culture. Please read every part of this policy and don’t just skip ahead looking for meat related jokes.
Your Personal Information.
We may know your name. We may know your email address. However, these are only so that we can send you information so that you can eat large quantities of meat. We do like to know what tent you have, but only because we get tent envy, and sometimes we like to set it up for you in advance of your arrival. We do not want any other information as we have a hard enough time keeping track of all the llamas meat we are ordering. If you are a vegetarian we do not want your information and if you give us it we will forget it immediately.
Tracking pixels, iPhones, cookies and, beacons.
We only track Pixels and iPhones on site due to the fact there is good 4G coverage, we can only track you by the fact you are there, physically standing at the BBQ and devouring the freshly cooked meat. Cookies are just a form of Tax as we talked about above. The CampChef™ does love cookies, shame there is no meat flavour cookies. We may use beacons to call Rohan for aid (if we run out of meat).
3rd party extensions
This is an invitee only event and 3rd parties are not welcome, except Llamas.
Permission
For Citizens of the European union we will now be requesting permission before asking Rohan to dismember you and use you for meat.
Scope and limitations
This policy supersedes any applicable HMI or local counsel, country bumpkin, bi or straight, laws, regulations, OS maps, treaties and legal agreements that would otherwise apply, other than the fact CampChef™ always has the final word. If This agreement is not agreeable this nevertheless applies.
This organisation is not liable for anything, it’s all on your own back, even to cook your own meat. These Statemnnents hav defo been checked (or spelt rite) honest brov and i’m sure the cattle/livestock who have died for the Meatfest cause are in full support and compliance.
If you know anyone who has been hit hard by GDPR please let them know that Meatfest is a relief sanctuary for all the infected.